Monty Python’s Flying Circus first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969.
Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. ”One day, Rick the magic pixy went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly, he grabbed her heavy shoulders, pulling her down onto the bed and ripping off her…”
”Old Nick the sea captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier, where the men dressed as ladies?”…….
”Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and….”
Discipline? Naked? Melons?