Tessa: sup mom
Mom: i heard u lesbian
Tessa: oh nooooo
Mom: no spagheti 3 u
Mom: i saw ur blog
Tessa: but mom
Mom: no butts you have enough of them on ur tumblr
Tessa: moooom i need that spaghetti for an ancient mating ritual
Mom: what
Tessa: a lesbian mating ritual includes serving a bowl of spaghetti with mansauce (made from actual man)
Tessa: once the ritual is finished you can become a real lesbian
Mom: you need jesus
Tessa: and will be accepted to a only-lesbians forum
Mom: to bring you back to the path of light
Mom: omg
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