knight of space/time

INACTIVE: FOLLOW ME AT pushks.tumblr.com OR candse.tumblr.com

no sir im not a pacifist sir im a coward

mostly homestuck, monty python and some other stuff
skype: bard_of_space (feel free to add me)
    • Tessa: sup mom
    • Mom: i heard u lesbian
    • Tessa: oh nooooo
    • Mom: no spagheti 3 u
    • Mom: i saw ur blog
    • Tessa: but mom
    • Mom: no butts you have enough of them on ur tumblr
    • Tessa: moooom i need that spaghetti for an ancient mating ritual
    • Mom: what
    • Tessa: a lesbian mating ritual includes serving a bowl of spaghetti with mansauce (made from actual man)
    • Tessa: once the ritual is finished you can become a real lesbian
    • Mom: you need jesus
    • Tessa: and will be accepted to a only-lesbians forum
    • Mom: to bring you back to the path of light
    • Mom: omg
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